i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Someone shattered a urinal.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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