Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
COCAINE IS GR8
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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