Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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