Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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