i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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