You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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