whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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