just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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