Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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