The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Your cock deserves a montage
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Panties = found
Randomize
