ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she looked like the before picture.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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