Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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