i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my being single is dangerous.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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