Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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