If that was your dad, he is hot
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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