youre lurking in front of me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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