Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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