He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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