It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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