she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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