Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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