I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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