i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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