if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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