Duck Duck Cougar?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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