Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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