but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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