Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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