please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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