So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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