I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
