That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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