what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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