i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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