Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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