I wannas sexs uuuuu
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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