i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Why can't burritos get me drunk
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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