and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
This can only be settled by a dance off.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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