Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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