Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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