biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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