Christians are straight up FREAKS
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?