my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I am mentally ready for anal.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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