is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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