cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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