We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Blood and glitter go together right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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