Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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