i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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