If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
