If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Randomize
