do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
