The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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