When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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