i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
