Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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